so i started working out today and….

one of the warmups, i have to lay on my back & lift my leg straight up…… & i couldn’t even get my leg to stay straight when it was up. it was such a struggle.. wasn’t happenin…

then i started thinkin about it…

i’m like a fuckin gymnast when i have sex, so wwwwWHY is this so fucking difficult for me ???? i don’t understand… i just can NOT wrap my mind around it..

i think my body is a whore.

it won’t be flexible so that i can get fit & healthy, but it’ll bend in half if there’s some dick involved…..